test 123 puyoooo!!!!
hye stranger!!!!
percaye la kate2 loreal "kerana dirimu begitu berharga"
adalah kata2 yg benar hehehehhehehe
for today my day start dgn semut gatal
gigit swuh sembayang subuh namun riwayat semut
tu telah ku tamatkan hahahahhahahaha
dasar manusie x kenang budi
ak telah disabitkn kesalahan membunuh tanpa niat dan
tak sedar dah mamai kan
pagi biler breakfast utk nancy i yg kiut miut n aunty
then g melawat tadaaaaaa
hiyakkkkkkk
cucu kepada mak angkat ak hehehhehehhe
so ank akkk angkat ak laaa cter ye
tenang jer biler tengok muke baby newborn nie kan
almaklum laa x de dose , suci murni
lembut bau masam dy pon wangi
nk request ank buah baru kat akk ak rse
hahahahahhahahahahahahak
kul 10 lbh berangkat laaa ak ke bimb batu pahat
bg membyar yuran poli nie
btw ak dgn bangge ye memakai heel u all
tibe2 dtg makcik nie hulur tangan ak pon slm
cm acah2 kenal byk plak dy cter
so tapayah laaa ak tekan2 screen phone yg xde pape tu
berlakun cm poyo bz
korang selalu wat x?
dy cter demi cter dan tiba laaa bus jm yg retro nok
maka hujan renyai menemaniku
bus pon menurun n manikkn penumpang d dpn UTHM
lalu seorg mnusia ala2 negro manuk
man in black: bustand
driver:3 ringgit and 40 cent
terdetik dlm hati terer speaking seh
tak lamer tu
man in black: did bustand far?
driver :about 3 mile,where are u came from?
man in black:algreria
driver:is this your first time?
man in black:yes
hooooooooooo driver bus retro kot!!
then ad laa mamat ni ala2 hidu gam masuk
driver:eh kau lame x nmpk. sihat
man in gum: cmni laaa bang xde kje
driver: ko dok gn mak ko kan ? datu spe bg mkn kt dy?
man in gum: ermmm cm tu laaaaa
driver: ak nasihat ko amik lesen skunk byk org nk pakai bawak bus ni
man in gum: yeker bang
driver: iyer cume satu jer ko jgn amik bende2 tu, ko phm kan maksud ak
tak lamer tu ad pakcik tue sgt then man in gum pimpim dy
hantar d seat kat seat di sambut ank muda berbju biru
mulia sungguh ank muda malaysia
yahhhh ni laaa semangat yg kite mahukan
smpai kt bank driver tu kate adik nk turun
bank kn haaaa sini ae
ak pon meniju ke pintu sebab ko cun ak ingat laaa
ko nk turun kat mane
hikhikhikhiks termalu i kat situ
dgn lagak ala2 model with heel
cat walk
seberang jer jalan tuhan bayar cash kasut ak terkopak
giler laaaa baru riak dlm hati
terenjet2 ak masuk bank plak tu ad ag
stu urusan kne g cdm
cm siot kasut ak kopak kne byk bergerak
byk syiah maaaaaaaaaaaa
ak:knpe ae dy separuh2 menyusahkan
pegawai bank: entah kami sebagai ejen trime jer
kami x kesah mane2, kami ni pro mane2 (nada belagak)
ak:ok fine
driver tu ag berbudi bahasa kot
tu beze org iklas bekerja gn x iklas
btw terima kasih ALLAH
selesai misi utama ak hari ni
ak pon terejet2 lintas jln carik kedai jual kasut
DARI KIRI KASUT BARU HUUUUUUU HEBAT X CONDITION ARWAH KASUT YG DA DISEMADIKAN DI TONG SAMPAI AREA BP HUUUHUHUHUHU
ak ni x ley klu cedih2 berlaku so
time ak singgah bpmall terliur rse mango tango
yg jual kat pizza tu ak pon ap ag langkah kn
kaki ker pizza hut
even gaye cm forever alone hikhikhikhikhik
flashback balik ak pernah excident elak langgar kete
seriously break emergency n baring kat jalan
terpinga2 . nk ngis time tu sengal stu badan
ak x trus balik umh ak g wat facial
huuuuuuuuu
so kadang kiter mmg kene manjakan diri ni
utk mendapat ketenangan
beli kisses white chocolate lepas present LI
sesame prawn spaghetti
moist sedap cume terlebih holland onion jer
mango tango yg nie dy wat x best sgt terlebih susu
please do love yourself
till than i thank you.
hye strangers!
it title sound great?
here we goy typing error here
where at words "goy" it should be " got"
but some people know the spelling correct
they use it but the weird they not know what exactly
what it means for example macai
Chinese community was scare it may hurt we as malay
but know the word is been use among us
"melayu budak kuda"
that sebenarye maksud yer ermmm
tu laa mahathir cakap x terima
melayu mudah lupa! rse gah
next pengunaan #hastag
it actually utk memudahkan pencarian
nie #selfiekingkongkepalahotakko
da lah words entah pape
klu boleh guna la yg global omputeh bce dy phm org ireland
paham org thai phm org minyak pon paham
#cute #hangover
simple kan ni pjg2 entah pape korok mung
isu ba di ats ba di bwh b
"kaki empat" inside cadbuary
mcm2 kot pendapat keluar tweet perli
terase la jgk ttg isu couple tu ye :0
salahkan JAKIM huuuuuuuuuu
as student yg amik "halal food practice"
pihak mereka x patut d salahkan
sbb mmg ketat bab sijil penghalalan makanan
bukan semudah abc
prosedur tu makan byk masa leceh thu
sbb dyowg ley jumpa dna tu laaa mereka bnr2 wat kje
yg dok kate mereka makan gaji buta laaa,
g kerja punch card je laaaaaaa
cuba pikir balik elok ker cerca cerca org mcm tu?
mmg bertambah akaun pahala?
binatang khinzir nie asl marah popular nme dy
same jer ak pon kadang terlepas
ad hikmah Allah jadikan dy
selagi kite cuba utk x mkn kita dpt tmbah akaun pahala
terpegang sertu pon akaun creadit pahala bertambah
istilah tu melayu da biase gune samak
sepatutnya sertu
sbb dlm subjek ibadat time skulah agama dulu
samak tu yg kite bersihkan kulit binatang nk pakai
sertu tu 1 ayer tanah 7 ayer mutlak
haaaaaa berguna mama ak swuh
sekolah agama ptg2 lps sekolah kebangsaan
ok last kite ulas kate2 felixia yeap
"klu gadis melayu boleh pki skrit pendek knpe gadis cina x ley
pakai tudung"
wey ak x terase pon sbb ak x pki skirt pendek
kaki penuh bulu hakhakhakhakhak ibarat hitan belantara
seee bile kiter x wat kite x terase pon
da kne tegur pakai laa skrit labuh bukan susah
da terbeli pendek?
pakai time malam haaaa
angin jer masuk nk tido pon lena
ADA HIKMAH DISEBALIK DIA YG SELALU DIMAKI
SLEEP WELL
everybody have brain
it medium to generate knowledge
but not all of them use it
just use what u have
so u will never regret
hye strangers!
a very good morning after all the night!
one day around this time i will
wake up my husband and said to him with anna voice
me: psttttt b wake up! wake up!! wakeup!
b: nisa back to sleep
me:i just cant. the sky awake so i'm awake so we need to play!
klu dy tye play ap mmg hang ak tendang laaaa
hikhikhikhik~
but klu dy layan my childish attitude ak
he is the best human which live in earth!!!
by the ways suddenly kwn post something
yg ak agk terkezut errr it sound like he is not
confident he will living happy ever after dgn
his future life which means
dy x trust on married
did him?
because of subject is man i told u
my opinion as woman
as long as u play your role as a good husband
u are deserve to get happiness that what you should expect
the commitment and responsible telling us
is goes work.
so please expect for your future happiness no need to upset
cause whatever will be will be and the sky is ours to see.
tirai besi
morning
sky awake
tandas nk berak
my words can't make yourself believe on me
but to be happy is choice
deal or no deal?
hye strangers!!!!
lately i cant control my anger
it became wild and sometime end with tear
perhaps i don't want to hear any advisers
why????
because i'm tired being nice to everybody
who keep judge me!!!
i do hate it
what i have done to u?
doktor tu bgus!
cikgu tu bijak!
engineer is the best career!!
and ak budak poli??? so 2.5 uitm same gn 4.00 poli
blar3
sometime nk jerit jer korang x amik thu pasal ak
tibe2 nk judge cm ak mnusie hine
wey org bijak x usah laa berkate2 dgn org bodo
kerana bahase org bodo cm ak ni
lbh mudah dipahami
tidak percaye?
doktor: pesakit ni mengalami broken nebula nerves yg mengakibatkan saraf tunjang x boleh berhubung dgn mne2 saraf dlm anggota badan
ak: tengkuk dy patah
basically? percaye da?
engineer: fomula momen lentur adalah seperti berikut
fx=fy
ak: ko kira laaa ak da lupe
stupid kn ???
or actually ak ni yg ad mental problem
fius mentol idea tu terbakar
so kne cepat2 tukar ni klu tidak
akan menjadi giler2 yg dahsyat
i need sleep to forget everything bitter than medicine
sbb kurang aktiviti nie ak jd x keruan
hilang arah berlari2 dlm tidur jer laaa
be a good girl u always have to be
be a bad girl who protect yourself being down
mahluk Allah yg acah2 bijak pandai d luar sne
stop judge people!
org bijak biaseye menghormati prinsip
career org lain contoh terjauh yg berada d
australia nuuu MATLUTFI90
pic gemuk 2009
pic kurui 2013
the day will come
it will dissolve your problem
but they not end
because it is new born for problem
face it .
then what you get is answer
why it happen and repeat
big hug is needed!!
nonite
hi stranger!
dalam hidup nie ad tempat kite rse
d terima , ada tempat yg kite boleh pangil
sweet home
dan ad tempat kite ley menulis
mengadu domba about ur life
more privacy of cause blog
haaaa cm ni cm ak tgh buat ni hikhikhikhik
facebook and tweeter is more to attention
to be admit i always want it
attention hopefully from someone we care know
what are fell like angry, sad , happy.
da banyak kali da ak rase terlalu geram
sampai mencarut kat facebook dan itu telah
di tegur oleh garfield kekasih hati ak tu
dan kene deactive yer pon
tibe2 nk wat satu puisi ahakahkahakhakahka
sepi sunyi sape tahujika ak punya ap yang ak adukankenapa perlu ak terus menulisjika ak raih kenikmatan kenapa perlu ak mengeluhlengkapi kekosongan itu jika kau mampuku lihat kasihnya ibu sebagai kenanganterindah yg x mungkin berulangku buta erti kasihnya ayahnamun ku pasti doktor bergelar suamiakan tunjukan bagai mana rupanyabentuknya , nikmatnyanamun impian yg x pasti itu kabursempurnakan ak serta merta ak akn berhenti merungutmaaf kata2 ku gusarkan muterkeluar beribu perspetif dr kerabatmudan harus kau tahu ak buntu kasih sayang perhatiankerana ak sepi ak merungut
salam muntah dari ak nonite :)
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